🦆 The Department of Unnecessary Automation

Established after a kettle was observed operating manually.

Current investigations include:

• Why spiders only appear immediately after guests arrive.

• Whether lights really need turning off when nobody is watching.

• The long-term psychological effects of giving a vacuum cleaner Wi-Fi access.

• Why adding another sensor always feels like the correct solution.

Latest Findings:

42% of household problems disappear when ignored.

An additional 37% become somebody else's problem.

The remaining 21% require purchasing more technology.