Established after a kettle was observed operating manually.
Current investigations include:
• Why spiders only appear immediately after guests arrive.
• Whether lights really need turning off when nobody is watching.
• The long-term psychological effects of giving a vacuum cleaner Wi-Fi access.
• Why adding another sensor always feels like the correct solution.
Latest Findings:
42% of household problems disappear when ignored.
An additional 37% become somebody else's problem.
The remaining 21% require purchasing more technology.